- everyday: i need new clothes
why can’t i have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
The best fucking thing ever !!!
DAMMIT I SAID I WOULDN’T CRY
Dear future Husband, Learn the steps.We’re doing this right here.
best wedding ever.
aww! hahaha, this is so cute!
WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED
OH MY GOD
THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF
